Douche Bag of the Week - Heidi Montag

Okay, kids, this just needs to be said. Heidi Montag is a douche of gargantuan proportions (and I'm not talking about her very well publicized breast implants). She has just announced, via US Weekly, that she too has created a clothing line, in direct competition with arch rival Lauren "LC" Conrad. Does this, in and of itself, make her a douche... well, honestly, no. But for me it's the last straw in a long line of super douche behavior. Let's review.

Shortly after beginning to date fellow super douche Spencer Pratt (pictured below) Heidi begins to morph from a loyal friend (and roommate to LC) into a backstabbing uber byatch.
Here are just some of Heidi's trespasses:

1. Convinced Lauren's best friend Jen to hook up with Brody Jenner, despite the fact that LC was sort of dating him at the time.
2. Lied to Lauren's face about having any involvement at all with said tragic mack.
3. Spread a rumor, along with Spencer (allegedly) that Lauren and her ex Jason had make a sex tape. Rumor circulates for months online.
4. Attempts a music career (after having breasts and nose done) and inflicts worst music video EVER on an unsuspecting public. Additional douche tidbit - video is shot by super douche Manager... you guessed it, Spencer Pratt.
   
5. Releases a "duet" with Brittany Spears, which consists of audio lifted from studio tracks Brit demoed but rejected.
   
6. Releases lame clothing line - though I have to give her props, it's not like she's an amateur. She has 1 year (and 1 week) of Fashion school under her belt.
   

I'm thinking that, even though I love a good list, you don't really get a good sense of how incredibly douchey this girl really is - and barring inviting everyone over for a Hills marathon, you're just going to have to take my word for it. I used to feel sorry for her, because she was so easily manipulated by Spencer. Now I think that she's just as vile as he is, and that's saying something. Seriously, Google "Spencer Pratt" and just choose a link at random. 9 times out of 10 the story will be negative - he's like Satan's blonde go-to guy.

When all is said and done Heidi is, ultimately, a parasitic whore who is willing to climb over anyone to get a few seconds in the spotlight. I guess she lives in the right town to make all her dreams come true.